my Teutonic Temptress

It only took me 17 years or so, but I realized that Elke ain’t all that great.
I mean she went from this:

to this

what happened to her lips? I think I was the only one that didn’t realize that she was getting injections of something other than deek. That was probably more of just letting it slide than anything… However this examination is about the booty. Elke was always known for being a gray girl with a highly unusual ass, and ass that could compete with non gray ass, but as I now realize this was all a dream. She got ass, that’s no doubt, but she probably has never had ass that was worthy of all the acclaim. Matter of fact, if she wasn’t as big as she is, the booty might be pretty mediocre… Incognegro summed it up better than I could have

#1 the photoshop gods have embellished the roundness of dat ass for years
#2 are had a kid a few years back and being she lacks the snap back of the Montana sorts, plus bout hiring the gym is doing her no favors
#3 n finally, she’s had work f done to her ass a la Amber Rose, Deelishis etc… factor in the latter part of point #2 plus age, and well. .. that ass looks like it do

But it ain’t all bad, because if you just accept the booty as just regular run of the mill gray girl booty, then you have actually lucked up. You still have a highly physically attractive woman with nice hips, tittays, and some very nice legs. But seeing as her booty is just somewhat lumpy, she should’t be presenting it like it’s just so fantastic.

Elke of the present

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