an actual conversation, circa 199-something (or, 7th grade)
flagrant ass n*gga: yo, how you date ____, she a fat girl, yo!!! *laughs n’shit*
me: same way your Dad still fucks yo Momma…she a fat woman, right?!
flagrant ass n*gga: *swells up chest what’chu say bout my Moms’ nigga?
me: same thing you said bout my girl, she fat, why you mad?
dude sent me a friend request on FB
that same flagrant ass n*gga is married to the chick I dated in 7th grade….they both fat and happy…with 3 kids!!!