sometimes, life is funny

an actual conversation, circa 199-something (or, 7th grade)

flagrant ass n*gga: yo, how you date ____, she a fat girl, yo!!! *laughs n’shit*

me: same way your Dad still fucks yo Momma…she a fat woman, right?!

flagrant ass n*gga: *swells up chest what’chu say bout my Moms’ nigga?

me: same thing you said bout my girl, she fat, why you mad?

present day

dude sent me a friend request on FB

that same flagrant ass n*gga is married to the chick I dated in 7th grade….they both fat and happy…with 3 kids!!!

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