Category Archives: talking shit

WE can’t have sh*t!! Black Panther edition

so there’s an artist that drew Black Panther (T’Challa) as a white dude, comically dubbed “T’Chad”. The artist, who won’t be named, asked, they changed Nick Fury and Heimdall from white men, to Black characters with no problem, what’s the big deal with this? and there are plenty of white people that live in Africa, so what??!!

The problem is, it was a big deal when Marvel changed those white characters. Marvel (and DC) fanboys lost their collective minds when it happened. Nevermind you were getting Samuel L. “Mother-Fxcking” Jackson as Nick Fury (I’m still waiting for the gag real or outtake of him in character dropping a MF), and Idris Elba as Heimdall (white fanboys Moms are still having hot flashes about him in character too…I see you Barbara!!), but you were also getting very accomplished actors in these roles.

also, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, the problem with the imagining of T’Challa as “T’Chad”, is that Wakanda existed, and survived colonialism ie white people in Africa, because they hid in plain site. that artist admitted he hadn’t seen the movie, he obviously never picked up a BP comic book, or even did a google/wikipedia search on the origin of the character to know this. but the whole country of Wakanda exists as a “what if” for colonization.

I mean, yeah, have your “artists interpretation”, but also, remember your interpretation (in this case) will be met with the very anger and confusion you’re currently staving off

Happy 55th Birthday Bo Jackson!!

Vincent Edward “Bo” Jackson (born November 30, 1962) aka, one of the baddest mo’fos in sports lore!!! Growing up in the 80s, we had a plethora of sports mega-stars. But in my opinion, no one was better than Bo.

If you had an Nintendo (and who didn’t?), and played Tecmo Super Bowl (again, who didn’t?), you were aware of the “No Bo” rule. Which stated, you could pretty much play using any team, except the Raiders because their backfield included the talents of Bo and Marcus Allen (Al Davis did him dirty). And Bo would pretty much truck EVERYBODY like he did Brian Bosworth!!!!

 

 

 

When Gatorade pulled out all the stops with the “Like Mike” song and ads, I’ll admit, it was catchy, and pretty damned awesome. But in my mind, I wanted to be like Bo!!!

Who else was breaking bats across their head, and running up outfield walls like Spider Man, and then busting out 80 yard TD runs like it was NOTHING!!!! Who?!?!?! BO!!!!!

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…random thoughts on Vegas shooting, mass shootings and gun laws

the football club in Washington

so, exactly who are they going to try and get as a long term answer to their QB woes. We saw the RG3 experience rise and quickly fall into the flames of oblivion (I could write a dissertation of that fuckery). Management in DC’s Football Club seems to show their ineptitude in doing the right things.

Remember when they brought in Bruce Smith, and Deion Sanders WELL??PAST??THEIR??PRIMES? Who could forget the Albert Haynesworth debacle?

The running joke for years in regard to how the Cleveland Browns are ‘going to Browns’. These days the same can be said for Washington.

“the Finals were trash”

That’s the word or phrase that’s been going around this year. Actually, it started last summer when Kevin Durant took his talents to Golden State. But I read an article (cause sometimes, I do that) where they basically said the Playoffs this year were garbage because there was no parity. Golden State basically steamrolled their competition. Even though, I’d like to believe San Antonio would have given them more of a fight without key injuries, but, injuries in sports happens. So, were the NBA Playoffs garbage? Depends on who you ask. The Golden State fan will say “no”. The casual fan will say “no”. But, the NBA purists, will say “you g’damned right they were garbage!!”

I feel like sometime during Chicago Bulls’ second Three-pete, the ‘Association started polling fans. Not die hard fans. Rich (white) people who would probably go to a game if it wasn’t so filled with cursing, and the threat of fighting. Remember the Malice at the Palace? Remember the Knicks-Heat rivalry? The Knicks-Pacers rivalry (post Jordan)? The Knicks-Bulls rivalry? Those were games. A test of will, clash of titans and such. Those games live on only in memories of now 30-somethings and NBA archival footage, that they probably won’t show much.

knuckle up, or shut-up and go sit down!!!!

But alas, these Finals were boring. Here you have 2 of the best all around players in Lebron and KD, and there are images of them looking like a scrum is going to break out. But it’s actually frustrated speak. I miss my NBA when dudes would occasionally knuckle up!

These dudes look too happy to be rivals. Like they’re discussing where they’re going to meet up after the Finals for family vacation. The game has no grit. There aren’t any Charles Oakley’s, or Charles Barkleys. No REAL team enforcers. I mean, you could consider Draymond Green of Golden State, but truth be told, he seems real douchey to me. But, maybe he’s supposed to be. Right??

they look too happy to be “rivals”

But this is the watered down (read “Global”) product David Stern wanted…..

 

 

Seattle signs….Austin Davis??

According to sources, yes, the random backup QB who couldn’t cut it with the Browns, is good enough to be Russell Wilson’s backup? HUH?? After making a huge deal about Colin Kaepernick visiting Seattle, this is the move they go with?

did you know this is Austin Davis??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It just seems silly to me. Unless Kaep is still looking for starting QB money, then yes. But offensive-scheme wise, Kaep is the better choice for the Seahawks’ bootleg, QB option playbook. I’m not going to make this about teams staying away from Kaep b/c of his protest last season, because that’s too easy.

ladies and gents, the men who influenced Jason Whitlock…

 

 

 

quote of the moment:

 “You can’t judge every Man based on the fact that the one who should have been responsible for you didn’t want/take on the responsibility”

sometimes, life is funny

an actual conversation, circa 199-something (or, 7th grade)

flagrant ass n*gga: yo, how you date ____, she a fat girl, yo!!! *laughs n’shit*

me: same way your Dad still fucks yo Momma…she a fat woman, right?!

flagrant ass n*gga: *swells up chest what’chu say bout my Moms’ nigga?

me: same thing you said bout my girl, she fat, why you mad?

present day

dude sent me a friend request on FB

that same flagrant ass n*gga is married to the chick I dated in 7th grade….they both fat and happy…with 3 kids!!!

Trump on Mexico

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the oily cafe au lait thighs… with the milk to make it creamy…

Trump On Mexico

this is boolshet. How can a bad hombre who’s filling the executive branch with all his homies, like a cartel, complain about other cartels? Because it’s good business to use those who are in the know as pawns to achieve your goals.
If we legalize drugs it reduces the money that be made by cartels and then the problem is solved. But drugs is big business and much of law enforcement depends on the money it generates.
And really, what the fook would we do? Send in troops and create a failed state right at the southern border that’s fed by the drug addiction of an entire nation? Without even digging beyond the surface, it’s a disaster

 

@ajcink_ presents #webpeeps

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Our in house artist ajcink has published his very first art book. If you haven’t gotten a copy yet, what are you waiting on??

There’s even a digital copy if you want! That man is giving you options!!

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Hump Day….

It’s still Wetnessday, we know, but its still Wednesday….make it over the hump….you got this!!tumblr_npdbjay1p41u8cq3to10_540