Tiger Woods. I mean seriously all the bitch ass self-hating slave does is play a faggoty sport for elitist assholes. I see this muthafucka on my tv more than I do anybody else, hell at this point I’d even rather see Kobe, and I can’t stand that muthafucka.
And he has the nerve to feel sorry for himself? If he wants to feel sorry, how about this, I bang your ugly boney assed wife like a filthy tramp, film it, edit it, add some special effects, a lil slow mo… she’s lovin it, laying it on thick and doing new things you didn’t think she could do and never did with you, and it looks natural… I duplicate, shrink wrap it, and it gets as much play as you do, but I deliver the master to you 1st. you cry, your wife does not take you back, but enjoys buying me things with the divorce money and your kids really enjoy the time we spend at the park, beach, and on saturday mornings eating breakfast.
Eldrick, you sound like a black comedian imitating the speech patterns of white boys.
Media, you are a bunch of cock suckers, and you don’t even do it in a good way.