So to me Kelly is funny looking. Not bad, just funny looking. I have a thing for some funny looking women. I have a thing for Kelly. You may ask me why, but I don’t know!

So I’m thinking it goes like this:

“Kelly, you know I been watching you right? To my eye, you looking mighty good. You have those big pretty eyes that are telling me that you want me to have you, and guess what, that’s what’s going to happen. I’m going to make you mine and only mine. ALL MINE! You’re a tall babe with long legs and you clearly need some lovin’ and I’m gonna serve it up to you good and hot. I can tell that you’re a good girl who’s shy and a introverted, but I would like to bring you out of that shell… and them draws! I want you Kelly. I want you bad.”

“Yes, Julius! Yes! Take me! I’m yours!”

Yeah, she’s funny lookin’ but I like her. She’s got pretty eyes, nice lips AND she got that ass.