The other night a li cashier chick at the grocery stored asked me for a $10 tip. for scanning my one item. the item was $1.99. I offered her a $1, a hell of a lot more than what she deserved and this lil musty crab of a teenager refused. You’d think she gave me a hand job with the indignation she came with. “A dollar?” Yes, lil muthafucka a dollar, that’s at least a 5th of what you make an hour, right? “I’ll throw that dollar in the trash. Hey young hood rat you won’t even get the chance. Took my dollar and my item and stepped. See why it doesn’t pay to try to be nice to muthafuckas? Acting like she’s better than the average stripper!

This is a perfect example of where this bullshit starts. You are a teeny bopper and you are already arrogant, but you work part time as a cashier and you have acne. sure you’re only there for now, but your mind is already sitting at the club, trying to look cute with a drink in your hand sticking your ass out for photos, not getting talked to and going to home to accept that booty call from that nigga who treats you like a booty call.

Oh well.

Now as for this fine babe:

she’s never refused a dollar from me and that’s cool because I’ve never offered. But I would give her a dollar because she looks so damned good. I think I will give her that idea, because a dollar is not a large price to pay to see something that looks so damned good! Matter of fact, its a bargain.